Years ago I found these mottos for busy women:
I posted them on my wall in my office to read and keep my sense of humor!!!
So this isn’t Home Sweet Home … Adjust!!- Martha Steward doesn’t live here!!
- Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
- I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.
- If you write in the dust, please don’t date it.
- I would cook dinner but I can’t find the can opener.
- My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it.
- I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
- If you don’t like my standards of cooking… lower your standards.
- Although you’ll find out house is a mess, come in, sit down, converse.
- It doesn’t always look like this: Some days it’s even worse.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen… just vending machines.
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